I lost my keys (car and front door). I turned the house upside down in a failed attempt to find them. Eventually, I found them - in my pocket! What they were doing there, I can't imagine.
I missed CADS last committee meeting because no one bothered to come round or 'phone me to remind me about it.
I missed the Dickens night as well! Again, I had only one email to remind me and that was two days before. No one emailed or 'phoned to remind me on the day!
I think the AGM is about due. It's to be hoped that someone will have the gumtion and the manners to come round to dress me in time.
Regards, er, Arch (something)
